From the author of Crappy Wife, Crappy Life
You can have a happier marriage. But it won't happen by fucking accident.
Rekindle attraction, joy, and your own spark — with frank, funny, deliciously unfiltered advice from a woman who's heard what husbands won't say at home.
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Rekindle attraction
Notice him again. Feel noticed again. Bring the heat back on your terms.
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Reclaim your joy
Fun isn't a luxury. It's the glue. We put it back on the calendar.
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Own your agency
Start with what YOU want. A happier marriage begins with a woman who knows.
Bonita Raven
Crappy Wife,
Crappy Life
From the Woman Your Husbands Confess To
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The book
Crappy Wife, Crappy Life
From the Woman Your Husbands Confess To
Part confession, part battle plan, all outrageous. Bonita Raven spent years as the woman married men paid to listen to them. Now happily married herself, she's spilling what she learned — about attention, admiration, desire, and the polite little habits that turn lovers into roommates.
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The Un-Crappy Wife Reset
Seven days. Fifteen minutes a day. A lot less crappy.
A private digital workbook: decide what you want, uncover fun, flirt sincerely, plan the date, and build a connection habit that sticks. Journaling prompts, real exercises, and Bonita's cheeky sidebars.
See what's inside — $27- Day 1Decide what YOU want
- Day 2Uncover fun
- Day 3Notice something real
- Day 4Flirt & compliment sincerely
- Day 5The date you plan
- Day 6Discuss desire — no pressure
- Day 7Repeat the connection habit
Meet the author
A former high-priced prostitute. Now a happily married woman.
She loves men. She can't stand smug entitlement, and she has zero patience for marriage advice that tiptoes around the obvious. Bonita writes like she talks: profane, warm, wickedly funny, and on your side.
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Questions, answered honestly
Is this book telling me I'm a bad wife?
No. The title is a provocation, not a verdict. It's about the habits that quietly turn two people who liked each other into polite coworkers — and how you take your joy back. No shame, no scolding.
Who is Bonita Raven?
Bonita Raven is a pen name. She's a former high-priced call girl, now happily married and retired, who spent years hearing what men wouldn't say at home. She writes with humor, heat, and zero euphemisms.
Is this therapy or medical advice?
No. It's frank, funny, practical perspective from a woman who's seen a lot. It isn't therapy, counseling, or medical advice. If you're dealing with abuse, health issues, or a crisis, please talk to a qualified professional.
Does any of this mean I owe anyone sex?
Absolutely not. Everything here assumes consent, mutual respect, safety, and your own agency. Desire you're pressured into isn't desire. Bonita's whole point is getting you back in touch with what YOU want.
What will you do with my email?
Only what you agree to: send the free 5-day mini-challenge and occasional updates from Bonita. Every email has an unsubscribe link. We don't sell your address.